Issit Me or issit Singaporeans?!

JY mentioned about getting married in my previous post~ Just the right time!!!

I went work as waitress again today~ Cos I needed to save more money~ Lots of the old ppl left~ Hai~ Came lots of new ones... This is bad~~ I cannot even cope with my tables liao~ They want me to guide the new ones somemore!! Den I ended up like taking care of 5 tables can!? And I dunno whether issit me or Singaporeans.. Singaporean GUYS to be exact!!!!!!! hmm... To be even more specific!!! Singaporean GUYS that are in their MID or END- TWENTIES n with a Girlfriend!!!!! Like I said, I took care of abt 5 tables today~ And the ratio of Males to Females was like 4:1.... I used to think that Male customers were better! Cos Males tend to be less "yim chim" (particular).. But I realised its NOT TRUE under 2 senarios!!

1) When they are with their girlfriend.

2) When they are with a group of buddies.

And when a guy is in both senarios at the same time, I just CANNOT stand them!!! Guys in Group 1, they love to sit with their arms over their girlfriend's chair! Either that or, they sit so close to each other as if 2 chairs was 1. This made my job SUPER difficult can!!?? And esp. when some super BUAY ZI DONG!!! Still refuse to move a little even when they see me having extreme difficulities trying to change their plates or fill their drinks!!

Group 2, they oso sit very close to each other!! It gave me the idea that 50% of the guys without a girlfriend were GAYS!! And some from different tables, like to stand all over the places, hindering us!!! They want to tok, can!!! But can they please have their EYES and EARS open??!!! Still refuse to move even when I say excuse me or when I am totally obstructed by them!!!! Wah PIANG!!!

And oso, alot of Guys love to put both their hands on the table!! As in resting their arms on the table!! This means they will be kind of surrounding the plates and glasses with their arms! And some oso refuse to move!! Even when my hand was right in front of their face!! WTH!!!

And one more thing!! Alot of Guys are so damn act cute!!! His friend ordered wine, ask him whether he want, he no.... Den when I come back with the wine for his friend, he say he want oso!! I just feel like slapping him and turn him around!!!

And one thing about both Males and Females!!! It seems like they have extremely affection towards glasses~~ Almost 90% of the ppl I served today had at least 2 glasses in front of them! One alcoholic and the other non-alcoholic!! If you cannot drink alcoholic den Dun try to act seh!!! And if you already decided to drink alcohol, can't you just let me clear ur non-alcoholic glass??? Having so many glasses in front of you very fun issit?? U trying to create some music with the different amt of content in ur glasses???

My last complaint will be, both Male and Female.. Don't you have eyes to see that I have instructions to follow and I am not serving only u!!!! I have got many other work to do!!! Will you die of thirst if I dun refill ur drink instantly?? Esp when ur drink is stil a third full!!! And if you are so sociable that you barely have time to eat ur food at ur table, DEN DUN EAT!!!!! The table is not big enough to put all the dishes at one time you noe??? And if you are seated at a corner where the waitress/waiter cannot reach for ur plates/glasses, will it be so troublesome for you to just pass it to him/her?? You dun pass, fine!!! Den dun wave to me and ask me to change ur plate or fill ur glass!!

So hor~ Can I appeal to everybody reading this, nx time you go for wedding dinner, please do spare some thoughts for people.. Esp those serving you~ There isn't alot for you to do, just open ur eyes and see, open ur ears to hear!! I understand that many ppl are excited to meet up with friends, relatives at weddings, but that doesn't give you any rights or excuses to be hindering other ppl working~

Whew~ I feel so much better after blurting all these out! haha... Of course, apart from all these rubbish, they are some more pleasant things~ oh!! Did I mention that abt 75% if the guys were with specs! not even with contact lens~ -_-''' And I can say, of the 40 guys in my 5 tables, I would say only 10% are average.. when I say average, its not only the looks~ the character and behaviour oso~ Cos if by looks, there are only 2~ average only wor~

But the bridegroom very SHUAI!!! He is tanned, tall, well-build and has a very sunshine smile! I notice him even before the dinner starts.. But was so disappointed to see the flower pin on his shoulder.. and his very nice suit... knew he was the bridegroom~ hahaha~~ fa-hua-chi-ing~~ He tok to me twice leh~~ hehe... 1st time, he called for me to serve some ppl wine, but somebody already took their order and go get le!! So I just said yup! sure! The 2nd time, I was pouring red wine at the counter, den he was there preparing to walk down the aisle... Den he came beside me and said: wah~今天都很会喝酒 hor? Den after I finished pouring, I turned to him and said: Hmm!! 真的很会喝! Den he said: 真的喝很快 leh~ Den well, I just walk off lah~ So busy!! Although just 2 very short conversations, enough to let me keep my cool and not show my displeasure for his guests... XD

And I almost fainted when he played the piano!!!! Oh man!!! Got looks, got talent!!! hai~ *shake head*

I am going to work again tmr! Pray hard that there will be less of the above mentioned ppl~ Or maybe I should pray for a Miracel-- that there will be NONE of the above mentioned ppl.. But I must 知足 lah~ The hope of have less such ppl is challenging enough for GOD le...